I just want to reassure anyone who saw that title as "Missing Cyclist" that I am not reporting the disappearance of any particular cyclist. Well, it is possible that I am reporting one less cyclist out and about in the cycling community. I don't think a milk container picture is the solution here, however.
There are times that life just conspires to keep one off of one's bicycle. And there are times that seem to conspire with those other times, so that one's time off of one's bicycle stretches out into a much longer time by combining all of those other times. Those are sad times for the aforesaid cyclist and very naughty conspiring of those times.
Hopefully those times will pass soon.