Monday, January 23, 2012

Shit Cyclists Say

This meme got out of control a little too quick and this isn't the funniest of the "Shit ____ Say", but hey, it's the only cycling one I've come across, so enjoy. 

Also, I should point out that I'm not a climber either.


  1. I'd like to see a "S@#$ people ask daily cyclists"

    Do you ride in this mess?
    Did you ride today?
    Why don't bike riders follow rules?
    Do you mountain bike or road bike?
    Why don't cyclists pay their fair share for road taxes?
    Do you have studded tires?
    Why are bikes so expensive?
    Do you follow Lance Armstrong?
    Do you shave your legs?
    Do you wear spandex?
    Do you have a carbon bike? Oh.. steel? Steel is real, man. Sweet.

  2. And..

    Sweet. Nice vintage bike. Is that French?

  3. John - Classic lines. Let me know when you are putting your video together.

    I would also add, "How much does a bike cost?" or the variation, "How much should I spend on a bike?"